Monday, March 02, 2026

Noem Burning Deportation Cash on Luxury Jets

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's plan to use border funds for an almost $300 million luxury jet fleet has horrified top Trump officials; until last year, DHS owned zero luxury jets and soon it could have three.

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American families are struggling to afford groceries and health care. Instead of lowering their costs, Republicans are buying Kristi Noem a luxury jet. You deserve better.

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-- Katherine Clark (@whipkclark.bsky.social) Feb 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM

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"This is the world's worst deal to buy an aircraft," a senior Trumpf junta apparatchik complained about Kristi Noem's idiotic plan. Another griped: "This is an abuse" and a misuse of federal money.

Good-for-nothing Kristi Noem purchased two Gulfstream G700 luxury jets in October. A third plane, a Boeing 737 nicknamed the Big Beautiful Jet, is being leased with plans to buy it for about $70 million. The funding comes from the One Big Beautiful Bill's cash infusion to DHS.

The two Gulfstreams cost a total of roughly $200 million. They initially were paid for out of accounts meant to secure the maritime border, buy new C-130 Hercules planes, and upgrade the Coast Guard's older fleet.

As governor of South Dakota, Noem spent more than $60,000 renovating the governor's residence, adding luxury rugs, chandeliers and a sauna. More than $150,000 worth of Noem's travel expenses for political and personal travel were also covered by South Dakota taxpayers, after her travel documents were revealed in a court case.

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Dummkopf Trumpf hired the nefarious Kristi Noem allegedly because of her brutal decision to murder an innocent defenseless puppy named Cricket. The incredibly cruel Kristi Noem is living rent-free on a US military base and reportedly having an affair with the odious Corey Lewandowski.

There is no "fixing" DHS and ICE other than completely dismantling them, but first impeaching the profligate puppy-killing Kristi Noem.


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-01 04:02 AM

Maybe these luxury jets will fly Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's gargoyle and her FBI SWAT team.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-01 03:20 PM

Lotsa Nero's afiddling at the top of this heap.

#3 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2026-03-02 04:59 PM

It sure would be funny if a certain fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat were to drop dead before pardoning the teeming horde of criminal grifters and JV Pants would forget to issue pardons for those like Krusty Gnome. The perp walks from sea to shining sea would produce a laff riot ...

#4 | Posted by catdog at 2026-03-02 06:26 PM

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