Monday, May 11, 2026

Make Beef Importers Great Again

The Trump administration is opening the way to import more steaks and ground beef from overseas, part of a broader effort to address record-high beef prices. The administration is planning to temporarily reduce tariffs on beef imports as soon as Monday, according to people familiar with the matter. The move would suspend the annual tariff-rate quota -- which applies a higher tariff rate after a certain level of beef imports are reached -- on all beef-exporting nations, enabling more of the product to enter the U.S. at lower tariff rates.

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Anyone find it funny that the Golden Calf wants to import more beef?

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-11 12:59 PM

*** Dummkopf Trumpf Wants to Add a Latin Star to "Old Glory" ***

"The morbidly obese draft-dodging geriatric pedophile suffering with declining cognitive skills bleated on Faux News that he was "seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st state" after abducting the country's president Nicolas Maduro earlier this year.

The Dotard-in-Chief also sniveled that "Venezuela loves Trumpf," before noting that there was $40 trillion in oil in the country."

Source: Mediaite, 11 May 2026.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-11 02:56 PM

Our Ruler,
Who Art in Florida,
Branded be thy name.
Thy kingdom, dumb
Thy cabinet, scum
Thy girth, size fifty-seven.
Give us this day our bigly bread;
And give us our guest-passes,
As we trespass against those who look more defenseless;
And lead us now, to more inflation,
But deliver us from feminists;
Yay Men.

#3 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-11 03:16 PM

"The administration is planning to temporarily reduce tariffs"

Remember when Republicans believed in Free Trade and Free Markets?

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-11 04:27 PM

"Remember when Republicans believed in Free Trade and Free Markets?"

Why ... why that's like saying 2+2=4!

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-11 04:50 PM

Right, so instead of breaking up the monopoly that strangles domestic producers and costs consumers, they just try to import more beef.

And people think these idiots are adept bithnithmen?

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-11 05:01 PM

Gotta Keep Them Micky D's Comin'!

Ketchup Market is through the roof right now in the WH!

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-11 07:05 PM

I tried eating only vegetables but the wheelchair was always a problem

#8 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-11 08:43 PM

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