Saturday, March 14, 2026

Trump Begs Countries To Help Secure Hormuz

Donald Trump says he hopes UK and China will send warships to Strait of Hormuz

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Thanks magat scum. Your president, who has mocked our allies relentlessly for years is now begging them to help him get his ass out of the mess he created. He is begging China to help us when China is helping Iran target us.

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A sniveling Dummkopf Trumpf whined that he hopes UK and China will send warships to the Strait of Hormuz

One of the first things we learned in the US military: "Hope is not a plan."

On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, another day that will live in infamy, 76,535,898 cretins voted for a good-for-nothing draft-dodging silver-spooned racist sexual predator who never worked an honest day in his life, who after burning scores of bridges in his horrendous wake, finds himself groveling to those same people he offended.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-14 05:32 PM

Now you want consensus?

#2 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-03-14 07:17 PM

China will probably just ask Iran not to shoot at their tankers, so they won't.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-14 07:21 PM

Pedo 47 ridiculed for 'sending out invitations to WWIII' as he 'pleads' allies for Iran help

www.rawstory.com

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-14 08:35 PM

December 7, 1941 lives in infamy because Japan attacked the United States, without warning, without a declaration of war and during negotiations.

We have done that twice in 9 months

#5 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-14 08:54 PM

Mediocrity on full display.

#6 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-03-14 11:13 PM

Biggest FAGAT Ever...

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-15 12:28 AM

Trump supporters will ignore this. The story will fry their brains.

#8 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-15 09:33 AM

As if they'd be able to notice

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-15 01:42 PM

Brain Dead Chomo whines it's 'unfair' that Iran closed Strait of Hormuz after he 'wins war'

www.rawstory.com

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 01:55 PM

"Dummkopf Trumpf Poses like Winston Churchill, but Acts Like Benito Mussolini"

Dummkopf Trumpf is an Uber Loser

The Realtty: Two Fascist Dumfux

Trumpf Sinks America Like Il Duce Sunk Italy

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 02:11 PM

BREAKING: Donald Trump announces offer of "one hour, all orifices" with Melania, to all the world leaders that send ships to help keep the Strait of Hormuz open.

~ Paulley Ticks ~

#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 02:12 PM

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