Saturday, March 14, 2026

Trump Begs Countries To Help Secure Hormuz

Donald Trump says he hopes UK and China will send warships to Strait of Hormuz

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Thanks magat scum. Your president, who has mocked our allies relentlessly for years is now begging them to help him get his ass out of the mess he created. He is begging China to help us when China is helping Iran target us.

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A sniveling Dummkopf Trumpf whined that he hopes UK and China will send warships to the Strait of Hormuz

One of the first things we learned in the US military: "Hope is not a plan."

On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, another day that will live in infamy, 76,535,898 cretins voted for a good-for-nothing draft-dodging silver-spooned racist sexual predator who never worked an honest day in his life, who after burning scores of bridges in his horrendous wake, finds himself groveling to those same people he offended.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-14 05:32 PM

Now you want consensus?

#2 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-03-14 07:17 PM

China will probably just ask Iran not to shoot at their tankers, so they won't.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-14 07:21 PM

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