Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Captian Bullshi-, I mean Bovine-o, to retire

Gregory Bovino, the former commander-at-large of the U.S. Border Patrol, is set to retire from federal service at the end of March, CBS News first reported, citing two unnamed sources familiar with the matter.

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One can only hope he loses his retirement benefits in a future truth and reconciliation action.

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Racist Gregory Bovino karmically shortened his own shelf life and won't get to enjoy his generous federal retirement pension: www.shutterstock.com

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 02:48 PM

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