Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Golden Toilet Dedicated to Donald Trump on National Mall

A gold toilet mounted on a ten-foot-tall marble throne was erected next to the Lincoln Memorial ...

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-- Reuters (@reuters.com) Mar 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM

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The dedication on the plaque which is titled "A Throne Fit For A King," reads as follows:

"In a time of unprecedented division, escalating conflict, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. This, his crowning achievement, is a bold reminder that the President isn't just a businessman, he's taking care of business. It stands as a tribute to an unwavering visionary who looked down, saw a problem, and painted it gold."

On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, 76,535,898 Americans voted for this man to be their President.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-31 01:15 AM

JEFF!

You don't need to lick this one!

Trump hasn't actually used it!

#2 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-04-01 01:42 AM

* cocaine sold seperately

#3 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-04-01 01:26 PM

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