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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

A gold toilet mounted on a ten-foot-tall marble throne was erected next to the Lincoln Memorial, hailing President Donald Trump for making a bathroom renovation his top priority for the people of the United States of America during a partial government shutdown, sky-rocketing fuel and food prices, and a raging war against the people of Iran which he illegally initiated alongside Israel.

static.inshorts.com>On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, 76,535,898 Americans voted for this man to be their President.

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The dedication on the plaque which is titled "A Throne Fit For A King," reads as follows:

"In a time of unprecedented division, escalating conflict, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. This, his crowning achievement, is a bold reminder that the President isn't just a businessman, he's taking care of business. It stands as a tribute to an unwavering visionary who looked down, saw a problem, and painted it gold."

On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, 76,535,898 Americans voted for this man to be their President.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-31 01:15 AM | Reply

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