Wednesday, April 01, 2026

Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones: “Cut Bait on Trumpf!”

Far-right conspiracy theorist webcaster Alex Jones urged his followers to abandon Dummkopf Trumpf and move on to fighting the left without him, arguing that he is showing clear signs of both mental and physical deterioration. "When your ankles swell up three times the size they were before, that means heart failure," bleated Jones. "And he does look sick. And he does babble, and it sounds like the brain's not doing too hot. And so, we just cut bait on Trumpf, and we just mobilize against the Democrats."

Alex Jones is not a good human being

Comments

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-01 06:18 AM

People like Alex Jones are complete cynics who have no allegiance to anyone but their own popularity and bank account.

If the man is fleeing Trump, then he sees the handwriting on the wall.

Trump is weighed in the balance and found wanting.

Donald's godhood lasted little more than a year. Quite the record for deity.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-01 07:55 AM

This good-for-nothing has a social media following of over 3.9m on Twitter, which more than doubled from about 1.8m after Felon Musk reinstated his accounts. On Instagram, he has around 467,000 followers.

I guess nitwits follow nitwits.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-01 08:32 AM

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