Monday, April 06, 2026

Roofie Pete Likens Pilot Rescue to Resurrection of Jesus

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Monday likened the rescue on Easter Sunday of a missing American airman shot down over Iran to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ," the New York Times reports. "Minutes later, speaking at the same news conference describing the military operation, President Trump asserted that God supports the Israeli-U.S. war against Iran, which has killed thousands, including many civilians." Said Trump: "Because God is good, and God wants to see people taken care of."

Comments

Well, they're both fiction, so...

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-06 08:52 PM

When all ya got is trying to equivalate yourself with God, you are lacking in a rational explanation of what you have done.


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-06 09:37 PM

"Because God is good, and God wants to see people taken care of.*"

*Offer no longer valid for senior ranking Black officers up for promotion.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-06 10:07 PM

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