Sunday, May 10, 2026

Call Your Mother

Mother's Day is celebrated in over 40 countries across the world on the second Sunday in May ...

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A special Mother's Day shout out to all the farm worker mothers who not only work to feed their families, but also yours! Thanks to these hard working mothers, all our families are fed throughout the year. We appreciate you every day

#wefeedyou #mothersday[image or embed]

-- United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) May 10, 2026 at 12:01 PM

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Mother's Day sees so little crime, because it prevents moms from going on their regular crime sprees.

#1 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-05-10 12:29 PM

Could you please wait about 10 minutes before you call your mom? I'm still railing her and need a few minutes. Second thoughts, make it about half an hour because I'm going to want her to make me a sandwich after.

#2 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-05-10 12:53 PM

"Could you please wait about 10 minutes before you call your mom?"

My mom always picks up no matter what she is doing these days.

"I'm still railing her and need a few minutes."

Always knew you were a sick mudder fuk. Hope you brought a shovel and a lot of lube. My mom has been dead many years.

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-10 01:12 PM

Visitor_ is what happens when your mother ignores you.
You grow up mad and jealous that there are people who were actually loved by their mother.
This anger and resentment that you missed out on a better life then becomes the bedrock of your political opinions.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-10 01:16 PM

Nope. No lube. I told her she better not pout, she better not cry, I told her why, it's cause visitor_ is going in dry.

#5 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-05-10 01:19 PM

Snoofy, your mom does this thing with her tongue. Let's just say it's a miracle you were born and not swallowed.

#6 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-05-10 01:20 PM

You're a testament to your mother's virtue, Visitor_. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
It's really something how Trampers will decide it's a good idea to troll the libs on a Mother's Day thread.
There's no punch bowl you won't shit in.

I described you people accurately the other day:
Fun Vampires.
You see people enjoying life and decide to ruin it.
You do this because you think you deserve revenge on a world that treated you so very, very unfairly.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-10 01:27 PM

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