Monday, May 11, 2026

Donald Trump: “Every Person is Gonna Have Autism”

After jolting awake from drowsiness in front of guests in the Oval Office, Donald Trump ranted about an unidentified friend as a "very highly neurotic, very fat-- sort of a fat slob" while discussing the high costs for medications in the greedy for-profit American healthcare industry. Then Trump bleated: "Every person is gonna have autism. That's what's happening. What is this thing that's happening? It's spiked so much. Anything having to do with medical, I always bring in autism."

Damien "666" Trumpf and his Dead Eyes

Comments

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-11 03:19 PM

obviously he's been reading the DR lately..

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-05-11 03:30 PM

Demented.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-11 03:30 PM

"I always bring in autism."

If anyone loved him, they'd help him.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-11 03:31 PM

"Anything having to do with medical I always bring in autism".

WTF is he rambling about. The man speaks nonsense yet some people feel he's qualified to lead the country.

#5 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-05-11 04:02 PM

Yep, good to go. Absolutely.
~ Dr. Wassa Mattahymn

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-11 04:05 PM

Nice pic of the serial------------ dozing off again today.

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#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-11 04:17 PM

He's cooked. Biden can run circles around this retarded turd.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-11 09:20 PM

A Racoon Penis In Every Pot!

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-11 10:59 PM

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