Friday, May 15, 2026

Trump Getting Another Medical Checkup

President Donald Trump is scheduled to see doctors for a medical and dental checkup this month -- his fourth publicized visit to medical experts since returning to office -- in what the White House describes as an annual physical and regular preventive care.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 10:30 PM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink

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Trump fell asleep. Then 36 medical professionals revealed this:

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-- Scott Dworkin (@dworkin.bsky.social) 11:01 AM · May 13, 2026

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Can the folks at Walter Reed do anything about the-------------'s gangrenous hands?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-12 12:17 PM

How're those crippling bone spurs coming along?

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-12 12:39 PM

How're those crippling bone spurs coming along?

#2 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS

They still keep him out of Vietnam.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-12 12:43 PM

#4 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-12 12:58 PM

And this sumbitch will receive world-class treatment from the US Army physicians at WRAMC, not fill out one damned piece of paper in triplicate or worry about getting an expensive medical bill, then bray that he's in better shape than an astronaut and that America has the best healthcare system in the world.

Watch.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-12 02:13 PM

I'm sure that he will declare himself the fittest president ever and totally not prone to falling asleep in meetings, can 1000% walk a straight line, 1000% is not decomposing in front of our eyes on a daily basis and is 6'4" and 235 lbs with a body fat % of 2.

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-12 02:19 PM

#5 'Tis a template these days, Coriolanus.

Good call.

#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-12 02:19 PM

Pedo sees his doctors which means another six weeks of hearing how he can identify a squirrel on a dementia test that does not have a picture of squirrel on it.

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-12 02:29 PM

Can the folks at Walter Reed do anything about the-------------'s gangrenous hands?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot

They might be the cause of it. Looks like the same condition my m-i-l gets after her dementia treatment infusion

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-05-15 11:40 PM

That's absolutely what it is. Whatever that dementia IV treatment is, it's the only drug out there that has this treatment protocol. At least that's what Reddit said when these bruises first started showing up a few months ago. He has to get frequent MRIs to check for a brain bleed. His trips to the "dentist" are probably related to all this.

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-16 12:00 AM

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