Wednesday, May 13, 2026

USSECSTATE Marco Rubio Could Be Next Junta Member Fired

Journalist Michael Wolff, author of four books about the reigning POTUS: Donald Trump is likely going to fire USSECSTATE Marco Rubio because he consistently exhibits the "fatal" flaw of upstaging the 47th POTUS.

How in the world does a sycophantic vapid Empty Suit like Marco Rubio upstage anybody on the planet?

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 05:05 AM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

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Marco Rubio's tenure as USSECSTATE has been aptly summarized as "worthless." Link: Overpaid Hologram

Junta members FDA Commissioner Marty Makary, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and USAG Pam Bondi have already been shown the door and it would be a miracle if D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel survives the public and congressional humiliation of being exposed as an alcoholic and a perjurer. And with the illegal war against the people of Iran going sideways, Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth could also be purged for rank incompetence.

Empty Suit Marco Rubio has a 15-point lead over good-for-nothing Hillbilly Hypocrite VPOTUS JD Vance in a recently conducted GOP 2028 presidential poll.

Mega-oligarch Larry "AIPAC" Ellison and Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu would not like to see their MIGA cat's paw USSECSTATE Marco Rubio kicked out.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-13 05:09 AM

Will he have to return his oversized clown shoes?

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-13 06:49 AM

Not beer guzzling Bugsy?

I guess that that exopthalamic incompetent isn't as much of a threat to Trump as Rubio.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-13 08:31 AM

Hi Zed

This article surprised me too. But Michael Wolff is an SME on Dummkopf Trumpf, so we'll see what happens.

There is a backlash against SW Asian Indians in MAGA right now. The hi-tech oligarch Vivek Rams-Ass-Phony somesuch is drawing heavy fire, which may help sink Kashap Pramod Vinod Patel and JD Vance who wore a saree when he married Usha.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-13 03:52 PM

Like I wrote, USSECSTATE Marco Rubio is a vapid Empty Suit.

Here he is aboard Air Force One cosplaying the abducted President of Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-13 11:55 PM

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Same Nike track suit on both of 'em!

Oversized Florsheim shoes, dictator track suit ... what a winner! (/sarcasm)

#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-14 02:13 AM

This is extremely unlikely.

#7 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-05-14 02:09 PM

Rubio, the president of Venezuela and soon to be president of Cuba?

Nah.

It's gonna be either Kashyap or Hegseth.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-14 02:13 PM

Ballwasher the idiot

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-14 05:21 PM

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