#41 Thanks! And, yeah... that does fit BJ boi nicely! :-)

#39 Seems appropriate for you ...

You don't serve the truth. You repackage atrocity as attitude and sin as sincerity. Your whole job is to Febreze the moral corpse of a movement that smells like a jockstrap marinated in Mountain Dew Code Red, pork rinds, and January 6 cosplay sweat.

Then you lather it in Jesus, slap on some pearls, and expect the rest of us to swallow it like communion wine.

#15 One of favs. It was the ending song for the movie "The Magic Christian".

#3 Indeed!

#44 You really said "Trump doesn't pull his punches."?

You are the mouth mule version of chewing tinfoil in a lightning storm. A praise-clapping spin puppet for indicted demagogues in designer diapers. A pearl-clutching political mascot who thinks Jesus died so you could expense your lashes and write off gaslighting as ministry.

You defend a man whose name is all over the Epstein files. A man who moved Epstein's madam to a luxury prison spa. A man found liable for sexual abuse in civil court. A man who bragged about grabbing women by the ----- and then called a woman "piggy" for asking him a question he didn't like. And you called that refreshing.

You are the same woman who looked into a camera and called an Epstein survivor a "so-called victim," complete with air quotes so sharp they could've circumcised a conscience. A woman who took her own life last year after crawling out of a billionaire-funded hellscape. And you packaged that trauma into a punchline. You called it a "Democratic hoax," like court transcripts were fan fiction and pain was a liberal marketing strategy.

#44

You're the clearance-sticker end-cap sex doll at a Dollar Tree for dictators with erectile dysfunction. Glossy-eyed, hollow-headed, and shrink-wrapped in synthetic virtue. The only thing missing is a pull string that screams Fake News' and moans Jesus saves' on loop.

You are not defending a leader. You are fluffing a decaying sex-crime jack-o'-lantern who gets turned on by his own reflection like it's a fetish site login, and whose idea of statesmanship is shrieking witch hunt with the sweaty, irradiated confidence of a nuclear ------- in gold leaf.

She stood there with the moral confidence of a show dog in heat at a Confederate parade, looked straight into the press pool with her powdered face like a tampon commercial villain, and told them they should be "grateful." Grateful that the guy who treats women like half-off appetizers at a casino buffet decided to call one piggy in public, on camera, aboard Air Force One, like that somehow makes it noble.

According to Karoline, this was a blessing. A gift. A little Christmas miracle wrapped in misogyny and shoved under the tree of American civility. She thinks it's honesty. Transparency. Like we should all be thrilled that instead of slut-shaming behind closed doors like a coward, he had the decency to do it out loud, on the record, in HD. You know " real presidential ----. Just a grown-ass man bullying a reporter like a hormonal warthog with a press pass, and his human bullhorn Barbie nodding along like it's performance art.

This isn't candor. It's dick-first diplomacy in a church pew with the lights on.

And if "frankness" is all it takes " if saying whatever grotesque, demeaning filth spews from your dusty meat-hole is now a character trait worthy of celebration " then fine.

She slithers into that briefing room like it's a drive-thru confessional for the spiritually bankrupt, clutching a binder stuffed with pre-chewed propaganda and wearing a smile so stretched it looks like it was stapled on by a drunk taxidermist. She speaks in a dialect that's been laundered in cowardice, rinsed in a pawn shop Bible, buffed by interns with no soul, and spat back out like a hymnal rewritten by ChatGPT after a head injury. You ask her about a seventy-nine-year-old man calling a woman piggy, and she hands you that polished little turd she calls "frankness" " like it's a sacrament, not the verbal equivalent of picking a scab with a dirty fork and calling it dermatology.

#12 Not very likely, but one can always dream! :-) Feeling a bit Don Quijote these days, Laura.

#11 Orville Redenbacher and I are sympatico with you, vis-a-vis stocking up on popcorn.

Plus, we're pulling an extra tug on our seatbelts... rough seas and potholes and wind shear ahead.

#31 But it accomplishes one single, very important thing (to conservatives, GOPyers, and MAGA):

Creating the illusion that both parties are --- ensures that the Democratic positions on issues are summarily dismissed...

...because people are fed up with both parties.

#7 My nephew was interested in pursuing a career in sports broadcasting, preferably in front of a camera.

When he found out that, across this great land, there are just a small number of on-air sports broadcasters in the smaller markets, and an even smaller number in the mid- to large-sized television markets, he changed majors.

He ended up pursuing a career behind the camera, instead.

MTG may have national political aspirations, but the field is narrow, very, very narrow.

And, national political aspirations allow for the most minimum of mistakes along the way to be successful.

Which is why, nationally, the number of positions to which someone may aspire is small, and the number of successful candidates along the way even smaller.

Very small.

#6 #7 Thanks. Good food for thought. Much appreciated.

#40 Excusing pedophilia.

Now excusing misogyny.

Is there now level in which this bj boi will sink?

#52 Yep. And according to the bell boi (in #5), this is "clever."

Abhorrent.

#27 And as for the Trump talking about nothing but...

You're right.

The Trump talks about nothing but...

...the Trump.

Good call, rat.

Good call.

#27 Gaslight away. No one's buying what you're selling.

Did you not pay any attention to the results earlier this month?

This is the "I need more time with the family" excuse.

Is this a canary in the coal mine?

Did MTG see some polling in her own district that spooked her?

You run for higher office from a position of power: Congressional seat, governor's mansion, Senate seat.

Not from a position from which you stepped down.

The canary in the coal mine.

#21 In your #19 you said, "Repubs talks about "affordability" ...

If you always tell the truth you never have to remember what you said.

Of course.

You're welcome.

#21 Affordability really matters

#21 Democrats zero in on affordable housing as potential winning issue

#21 Affordability, Not Ideology, Drove The 2025 Elections "And Democrats Listened

#19 Affordability, affordability, affordability: Democrats' new winning formula

From a democratic socialist in New York to moderates in Virginia and New Jersey, Democrats found success by focusing on the cost of living " not culture wars.

#19 You must have slept through the November elections:

'Tis like shooting fish in a barrel ...

-> Georgia voters ousted two Republican members of the state's Public Service Commission in favor of two Democrats"the first Democrats to win statewide nonfederal offices in decades.

-> Democrats in Mississippi Break the G.O.P.'s State House Supermajority

-> Every single county in Virginia - even deeply red counties - saw shifts TOWARDS the Democrats, as opposed to how they voted 1 year ago.

-> Dems flip Wichita School Board from a 4-3 GOP majority to a 5-2 Democratic majority. Democratic candidates Amy Warren and Amy Jensen defeated Republican incumbents Hazel Stabler and Kathy Bond.

->Two of Tuesday's school board elections were in Bucks County, Pa., which was considered "ground zero" for right-wing groups' takeover of school boards in 2021. A few years ago, conservatives on these boards in Pennbridge and Central Bucks districts were using their roles to pass policies targeting LGBTQ+ students and banning books.

---> Democrats flipped control of both boards in 2023, and on Tuesday, they ousted every Republican from both of these boards, except for one. The Pennbridge school board is now 8-1, with Democratic members in control. The Central Bucks school board is 9-0.

-> In Texas, we even won in Lockhart, which sits in a district so red that Democrats normally don't even run. We had a clean sweep in Cy-Fair ISD, another deeply red area that not even Greg Abbott could save your party.

-> In SD-9, another red district, we saw an 8 point shift for the Democrat