I guess if you can understand why the Gulf of Mexico ought to be renamed the Gulf America you might be really, really close to understanding the essence of why those given a birth name of Dennis sometimes want to rename themselves Denise.
Then again, enough about gulfs- or sounds or creeks or oceans or bays or ponds or seas or streams. In MAGA world there are only TWO types of bodies of water- rivers and lakes.
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