TRUTHY
There is a bond but it's riddled with holes. And there's some shady handshake deals between Trump and his friend, Don Hankey, Chairman of Knights Specialty Insurance Company over who actually has the cash in their hands. Trump claims he has $125 million but he doesn't want to turn it over to Hankey to secure the bond unless he loses the appeal. I don't think that's the way appellant court works but we'll see.
Hankey has bailed Trump out in the past but never for this amount or for any deal this sketchy. I've lost track of Trump's extensions but I think Monday, April 15 is the deadline for Trump, Hankey and the appeals court to reach a conclusion.
Trump is as slippery as an eel. He'll drive this case into the ground before he quits.
BTW, April 15 is also the day the hush-hush money case starts to pick a jury.
I'd like to say the walls are closing in but I know Trump better than that.
He's been known to fire his attorneys just to get more time.
ALEX
I think you missed the joke.