If MAGAts think this is okay, wait'll whatever abuses of power Trump exercises is focused on them if he's reelected.

They're thinking America will be some kind of utopia.

Dystopia is closer the the truth. But 90% of MAGAts have no idea what that word even means.

Biden should abolish the Supreme Court effective immediately.

#83 | Posted by a_monson

Or expand it to 11 or 13

Does this mean Biden, as commander in chief, can order a SEAL team to kill Trump?

The Lone Ranger asks his car to go get help.

It comes back with a naked woman inside.

The Lone Ranger says, "P.O.S.S.E. I said POSSE!"

If the SC had slow-walked this decision anymore they'd have gone backwards in time.

And a "Happy Reporting To Federal Prison Day" to Steve Bannon!

Biden's done a great job as president. Aides stuffed his head with too many numbers. His memory may not be what it was as a 50-year-old, but people who've been around him - corporate CEOs to foreign leaders - say he's sharp in meetings. We'll see what happens next.

There must be a 'gravity vortex' in Eastern Europe and Russia that pulls certain individuals down to splat on paved surfaces.

He'll likely be spending weeks in Rikers Island during his September fraud trial.

The feds aren't going to be driving him back and forth from Danbury, CT to Manhattan.

Surely he'll be forced to shower. Maybe he'll run into Allen Weisselberg if he's still in Rikers.

So many convicted criminals in Trump's inner circle.

"Trump's Worst Debate Lie?"

How much time ya got?

I believe the quote was "The U.S. and Ukraine are going to burn in hell." Along with something like, "The United States should be shaking with fear" or some such thing.

TWINPAC

Sounds like a less edgy wording of the same North Korean "burn in a lake of fire" type of verbal threats. lol

(People of Faith = Talibaptists)

Jesus gave a new commandment. Too bad most "people of faith" didn't hang it on their walls:

36 "Teacher, which is the most important commandment in the law of Moses?"

37 Jesus replied, "You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your mind.'[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 A second is equally important: Love your neighbor as yourself.'[b

Won't be long before we're reading about a North Korean engineering crew who died in a big boom.

Will Trump praise Hannibal Lecter again. There must be "good people" in the cannibal community, right?

"Has anyone ever seen 'The Silence of the Lambs'?" Trump told a crowd of supporters. "The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man."

"I say, What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery's now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there?'

"By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today: Well they weren't really that angry, they bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.' These people are crazy. He said, There's no problem with sharks, they just didn't really understand a young woman swimming.' No, really got decimated, and other people, too, a lot of shark attacks.

"So I said, There's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?' Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer.

"He said, You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.' I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water.' But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark. So we're going to end that, we're going to end it for boats, we're going to end it for trucks." (if Sharknado becomes a reality, or land sharks invade)

" Could ... Shoot Somebody, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters"So many questions ...

The astronauts are probably glad they're getting the extra time in space.

Republicans had 2 full years in Trump's term. What did they do? Pass tax cuts.

Did they propose or enact sweeping immigration reform? Fund asylum courts and additional agents?

The Senate did months ago. Trump killed it so he'd have it as an election issue to run on.

Speaking of running in 2024: Many think the twice impeached Trump only ran to keep himself out of prison.

Now he can say "gah" AND inhale

Originalism at its core doesn't work.

#2 | Posted by Sycophant

So true. Times change.

Basing decisions on 1700s technology (muskets, for example) is a ploy.

Only truly stupid people think that a man who bankrupted two casino(s) is good for the economy.

#3 | Posted by Nixon

Ya, TWO casinos. What kind of idiot bankrupts TWO casinos?!

"He hangs at dawn!" - MAGAt

("Psst: that Suaguaro won't work. His feet will still touch the ground")

"Then we'll find a mesquite!!"

("Psst: his feet will probably still touch the ground")

"Uhhhh ... errrr ... F&^#!"

Guns became the #1 cause of death among U.S. children in 2022, and still on top.

For hundreds of years, it was disease and accidents.

We all know what changed ...

All is not lost, when Trump gets elected, he very well could make bump stocks illegal again.

#109 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

That was in reaction to the Las Vegas massacre where 60 people were killed and 869 people injured thanks to bump stocks.

The SC judges he appointed just made them legal again.

"US homicides and violent crime overall are down significantly, according to FBI data"

#1 | Posted by sitzkrieg

When someone was poisoned by Tylenol (Unibomber ultimately found responsible), America immediately began putting safety caps on everything.

260+ mass shootings so far this year. We should be able to go to the store without worrying about mentally ill f&*^s shooting us.

Republicans even fight red flag laws that get guns out of the hands of known mentally ill/violent hands. Refuse to do anything at all.

And bump stocks? WTF would anyone need a bump stock but to shoot as many bullets as possible in a short amount of time?!

First of all, the 2nd Amendment specifies that right is specifically for the purpose of maintaining a "well regulated militia."

Secondly, powder loaded muskets in the late 18th Century could only fire one shot a minute or so.

Times change. 99% of mass shootings at the current rate are due to easy access to weapons the Founding Fathers never dreamed of.

"Trump Says He Was Tortured in Fulton County Jail"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!