"One idea I've had is to get all sorts of sex items like dildoes, exotic rubbers, strap ons, ----- (gay and straight) and even a blow up doll and hide them in all the drawers around my house for people to find when they come to clean the place up to sell. That'll get them wondering!"
Family friend died. We helped clean out her place. She unironically did have a bunch of toys, even in the kitchen. Her husband had died years before. Also home made vhs tapes with the neighbors name on them. I was taking her toy pile in a garbage bag to the dumpster out front. The bag broke open on the street, one of the relatives shouted "oh no, the toys!" right when some kids were driving by on bicycles.
The dumpster vibrated for like a day.
There was also a p*nis pump under the driver side seat of her truck.
That couple knew how to party.