Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Stop Taking Selfies with the Depressed Bear

Give the bear some space, officials in Walton County said Thursday. It's depressed. The Walton County Sheriff's Office asked drivers on the north side of Highway 98 near County Road 83 in Santa Rosa Beach to please stop trying to take selfies with a bear spotted sitting on the side of the road.

Posted by retort at 12:39 PM | 4 COMMENTS | permalink

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Florida Bear.

Is there no fentanyl?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-07-23 01:54 PM

Depression is a common mental illness amongst ursids.

#2 | Posted by censored at 2024-07-23 02:53 PM

So why don't they tranc the bear and take it somewhere closer
to other bears? Seems like that might make it more happy...

#3 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-07-24 06:48 AM

Lots of piney woods in this part of Florida. An increase in bear sightings. At least "Florida Men" haven't shot it yet.

#4 | Posted by randomcanyon at 2024-07-24 09:49 AM

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