Bill O'Reilly, proud member of the Leopards Eating Face party is shocked that the leopards have eaten HIS face. News at 11
Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
(Internet slang, sarcastic, politics) A notional political party supported by people who believe its cruel, unjust, or extreme policies and rhetoric will only harm other people, and are then shocked or displeased when these policies and rhetoric have adverse consequences to themselves.
Pearl clutching at any blowback to their delicate fee fees is a given. Whiner in chief approves.
Decisive, you don't say. Must be terrible to be cudgeled with your own political devices.