Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle

Tuesday, July 01, 2025

President Donald Trump announced on Monday a limited edition, self-branded fragrance with a gold statue of him on the bottle, urging his supporters to "get one for your loved ones."

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-01 12:05 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Probably smells like cheap s*&^ you could buy at a Wal Greens.

#2 | Posted by jpw at 2025-07-01 01:42 AM | Reply

Probably smells like cheap s*&^ you could buy at a Wal Greens.

Posted by jpw at 2025-07-01 01:42 AM | Reply

Hey now. What did Walgreens ever do to you??? That's an insult to them. Just sayin

#3 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-07-01 01:51 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

But wait, there's more! Coming soon, to you, at a 5,000% mark-up, a retired, rewired Trump Taj Mahal automatic card shuffling machine spray-painted gold and reincarnated as "The Trump Balz Washer." Hurry, hurry, hurry, last one in is a lewzer!

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-07-01 06:04 AM | Reply

It's just re-bottled Hai Karate! purchased in 1973.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-07-01 10:16 AM | Reply

They need something to cover up the smell of corruption that wafts about this whole felon administration.

#6 | Posted by randomcanyon at 2025-07-01 10:27 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The gold statue on top isn't fat. Why isn't it fat?

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2025-07-01 11:28 AM | Reply

Gold statue?

No. Gold colored statue.

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-07-01 11:55 AM | Reply

Guaranteed to attract showbiz trash and Slovenian tarts. Lets the world know you are incontinent, can barely read, are a sycophant and and easy mark...

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2025-07-01 12:01 PM | Reply

Has there even been another US President that sold merch? Especially tacky, garbage merch?

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-07-01 12:06 PM | Reply

There's now concentration camp merch from the GOP.

MAGA is a sickness.

#11 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-07-01 12:07 PM | Reply

The brain dead orange pedo says the fragrance reminds him of Lolita Express.

#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-01 12:32 PM | Reply

It's just re-bottled Hai Karate! purchased in 1973.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-07-01 10:16 AM

You missed English Leather!

#13 | Posted by john47 at 2025-07-01 01:30 PM | Reply

First thing that came to mind was a Mrs Butterworth bottle spray painted gold... and full of Jade East

#14 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-07-01 02:39 PM | Reply