Ha! Before Trump the economy was doing well, the US wasn't threatening its closest allies and trading partners, and the entire world wasn't treating the US with disdain and laughter.

JD Vance said that Denmark has not kept "the people of Greenland safe from a lot of very aggressive incursions from Russia, from China and other nations".

There have been NO incursions.

"You can't TELL the truth!" - A Few Bad Men

deport "violent" and "heinous" U.S. citizens

That'll include traffic violations according to JD Vance.

Could have just said something similar himself, but no, gotta quote a Nazi.

A criminal and Nazi? Like bees to honey.

Yes, MS-13 and a child trafficker.

#17 | Posted by FISHPAW

And he was eating people's pets!

Don the Con just wanted to add as many countries as possible. He and whoever looked up a world almanac didn't even know half of the countries on the list existed. More show than good policy.

Orange juice consumption has plummeted over 50% since 2000

Most "fruit" drinks and foods have barely any fruit in them these days. Much cheaper to buy things with "natural" and artificial flavors.

#14 | Posted by lfthndthrds

The government banning fluoride is anti-government?

What? Does he even have the experience to do this job? Has he ever worked for right-wing media?

past experience includes social media and podcasts

Oh, ok, good enough.

Every liberal should get mandatory abortions for the next 20 years and then all problems will be solved

#24 | Posted by FORTFISHER

What nonsense is this? You do realize that conservative women occasionally have life-threatening complications with pregnancies?

Wow - who could have ever predicted that flooding the country with migrants from -------- countries would result in diseases like measles and tuberculosis making a comeback in the US. Totally unpredictable.

#4 | Posted by SCOTTS

Did these imaginary migrants in the room with you force conservatives to become anti-vaxxers?

outbreak may become national

"Good. This is the only way to stop measles." - RFK Jr, Steak 'n Shake spokesman

"Democrats and the mainstream media have turned this into a disinformation campaign. But all along we've been saying the truth - this has always been a Goldberg Atlantic hoax fake news not a leak not classified information these were attack plans not war plans it was the fault of a junior staffer Biden's fault."

Dems fearmonger with their dirty unwashed mass of voters that cause them all to panic call the SSA and it crashes

#21 | Posted by SCOTTS

Wow, what a bizarre coincidence that this is happening at the exact same time Republicans are destroying Social Security.

Humans evolved to live on earth at a certain temperature band and atmospheric makeup.

This is why mars is so obviously a giant scam and waste of money.

#4 | Posted by SPEAKSOFTLY

I've thought of a hundred reasons why colonizing Mars is nearly impossible but I've never thought about microbial diversity. It would be like the opposite of War of the Worlds.

"eliminating working time restrictions on teenagers aged 14 and 15 if they are home-schooled"

Because home-schooled kids have plenty of time on their hands. There's no homework when they're home-schooled, am I right?

"ending guaranteed meal breaks for 16 and 17 year olds"

What? They're not even allowed to eat?

Working days and nights for little pay. No protections or benefits. Not even time to eat. This really is setting up children for the future - a future under Republican leadership.

"oh they messed up, it'll be here next month"

What happens when they're not sent out next month?

A year ago people realized that Musk is a snake oil salesman. No full self driving. No missions to Mars. No Teslabots. No hyperloops. No Neuralink.

Then he went full fascist because his companies have run out of steam.

What's to love?

#20 | Posted by REINHEITSGEBOT

So much for the Cybertruck surviving Zombies or the Apocalypse. These things can barely make it out of the dealership.

Elon Musk: Canada is not a real country

Canada: Tesla is not a real company

Totally unnecessary, but Musk lied about dead people collecting benefits so it has to be done.

Shortly after the 2022 invasion of Ukraine, Russia proved itself to be just a piper tiger. The West could of had Russia and Putin on their knees. But no - for whatever reason, Trump decided to empower Russian and thereby empower China, North Korea and Iran. Unbelievable. Reagan is rolling in his grave.

Many say they have best benefits and best compensation most security and most don't even need to show up at the office.

#14 | Posted by ROBSON

A true Trumpet turns their personal assumptions into "many say". We're supposed to believe that you've talked to many federal workers and that most just happened to tell you that they don't even need to show up for work?