For less than a cup of coffee a day...

"We're going to become so rich, you're not going to know where to spend all that money." - Donald Trump

Next week they'll have evidence that Obama was born in Kenya.

Hey, Trump supporters - jingling keys! Look at the keys! Look at the keys!

A couple of years from now he'll be telling everyone he won the Club World Cup.

It's supposed to be AI but Musk wants it to think just like him. The future!

"But the real effects likely won't be felt until well after the ballots are cast."

One thing you can always count on Republicans for. And then all their voters will just blame Democrats for it by the next election anyway.

"We don't pay you to think, scientist."

Conservatives have been paying Republicans to pray since before Reagan. When are they going to finally get it?

Berd immunity

When's the last time you worried about catching covid, Humtake?

tourism is down because Democrats have ruined our great cities like NY, SF, Chicago.......nobody wants to go to those cities

#9 | Posted by Maverick

It's just a bizarre coincidence that tourism is down only after Trump threatened to take over other countries and started detaining tourists.

If right-wing Christians want the US to be a Christian nation maybe they should start acting like Christians?

Peace through Weakness

RFK Jr. will find out what's really causing Measles in a few months.

And Trump's only concern lately is that the Japanese aren't buying American vehicles.

"They were expecting to *gain* 100,000."

Huh? We've known for months now that a Democrat wasn't going to be President.

I can't believe how Republicans are letting this opportunity to bring Putin and Russia to their knees slip away. Almost makes me miss the likes of the Bush's and Rumsfeld.

Russia is just months away from losing everything and becoming a third-rate country. The West wouldn't have to worry about any threat, economically or militarily, from this basket case for decades. We'd just have to sit back and wait for the Russian people to demand real change and let them do our work for us.

What an interesting turn of events. Reasonable folk were upset that Jan 6 insurrectionists were pardoned but Trump's biggest supporters are so awful that they're all going back to prison anyway!

Cut her some slack. Cosplay outfits can be really expensive.

Holy imagine if Obama or Biden had done this, Batman!

Who's the thinner man on the bottle? I guess it wouldn't look any good if Trump's actual figure was on there.

Yea, Cause a 14 billion dollar healthcare fraud scam isnt news anywhere on the Retort.

#3 | Posted by boaz

Operation Gold Rush started under the Biden DOJ btw.

#4 | Posted by humtake

Two *conservative Republicans* are having a huge fight because they want each other to have the same exact opinion. What on Earth are you talking about?

DOGE will find $1 trillion in savings "next year".

Republicans finally release their healthcare plan.

Trump supporters always say the government is tracking them and they ended up voting for it.