Rastaman waiting for landing instructions...

There will be increasing numbers of unsold branded consumer goods as consumers switch to unbranded products, AKA generics. I say Swiss cheese is Swiss cheese, gobdabnit!!

#2 ZED, Perhaps "Born On The Fourth Of July" w/Tom Cruise would be a better fit.

Here come the face-eating leopards!

These are the End Times, as foretold, my friends.

The women and LGTBQ 2nd lieutenants will be ditching their US Military "careers" as soon as their service obligation is done. Soon the officer corps will be White and male again. What the hell is wrong with us?

When President Oompa-Loompa dies in office, likely of natural causes, you can add "J.D. Vance" to your equation.

I too, am an "old," (78M) and you summed it up perfectly.

The hippies seem to be accurate once again!

My wife made me sit through "Being There," with Peter Sellers, to better understand what's happening with new rules, as a result of Tangerine Palpatine's hurtful and harmful activities.

There are dietetic substitutes for eggs as a source of protein. Look up "protein complement." Any grain with any legume, for example. Rice and beans, a poor folk diet staple.

Jeebus Freaking Crow! What a maroon.

H1B visas are indentured servitude. The foreign nationals have to work for less than American engineers. They cannot work for a different company without another visa.

I, as a citizen of the Wisconsin portion of the United States, am scared witless at the prospect of Tangerine Palpatine getting sworn in as President. I have laid in a stash of Aldi's microwave popcorn, Aldi's greasy and salty snacks, and a twelver of El Cheap-o caffeinated sodas. "These are the times that try men's souls..." Thomas Paine, professional founding father.

#5 Clownshack, did you mean Richard Cheese?

I'm hoping US Senator's neighbor comes to our rescue again!

I was going to sit for the LSAT, but Watergate was blowing up, and that soured me on studying law with my leftover Vietnam GI Bill. I sat the ATGSB instead, and got my MBA (1975) from UW-Oshkosh shortly AFTER their program became accredited, in Operations Research and Labor Relations

Did you mean "MELANOMA?"