I want to know why Rittenhouse felt the need to take a replica assault rifle to an outdoor political rally. Anyone?

I'd imagine more than a few of his "people" are trying to figure out a way to get rid of him before he starts drooling on himself in public.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-17 01:22 AM

Just wait until LORD DAMPNUT poops himself so bad it runs down his leg onto his shoes and subsequently onto ground/pavement/stage/whatever surrounding him.

Also, there'll be NO Chinese-sponsored Christmas this year! It's them tariffs, if you're wondering.

John Maynard Keynes comes to the rescue! Print more money!

I'm sure I am not the first to ask, but do the GOP really have a plan, or is it just a concept of a plan?

Re-watch "Being There," with Peter Sellars and Shirley McClaine. Pudding for brains is absolutely correct! I think we modernists call it "smooth brained."

There is a Google hit for a 200-page "Epstein Birthday Book." Enjoy. I sure did. I'm eager to see the files and photos released. Wee-weese Epstein!

I took the oath in January 1967 for six years of service. In 1973, I received my Honorable Discharge (Oath Completed) and a nice letter from then-President Richard Nixon, thanking me for my service. For the record, I ain't marchin' any more! Oathkeepers could be making money for someone.

My personal sleep pattern is thus:
1:30-2:30 AM go to bed (McWife went down at midnight), I roll out of bed to hit the bathroom at about 8:00 AM, then frequently shower, sometimes shave, etc. Usually, there's NOTHING on my personal event horizon, so I'll "surf" the Internet for news, current events, and comics. "Bloom County" is Back! After about three to four hours of mindless "surfing," I'll try to find something interesting on Netflix. I seek out stuff labeled "TV-MA violence, nudity, sex, drug use, smoking, self-harm, firearms, etc." There's a subset of Channel 26, channel 26-3, AKA "Grit." Cowboy movies 24-7! "High Plains Drifter" was on last weekend.

FUNNY FLAG!

We have been changing our personal "market basket" every time we drive out to Aldi's, with a lot of theoretical economic adaptation to cheaper and cheaper prices.

My wife of almost sixty years and I hardly go anywhere anymore. We have received ALL of the pokes, jabs, vaccinations, and shots available at the CVS in the Local Target. They gave us a $2.00 certificate for a purchase at Target with each shot. As I recall, Kleenex was on sale. I remember getting MANDATORY shots when I was in the USAF from 1967-73. I got like four or five shots before going off to Thailand for my last year on active duty. 43151E E-5 @ 3.5 years) I even scored an eighty-eight-day SEA Early-Out! Hallelujah! Oh, happy day! Oh! Frabjous Joy!

I sense a call-out for the tumbrels to roll again, to the town square, where Madame Guillotine awaits! Let's party like it's 1789! Vive la terror!

I don't know a single Fascist. Are there any in USA ... or the world ... at this point?
#10 | POSTED BY FISHMARKET

Fishmaster, you are not clever enough to be a fascist, or you'd recognize ALL of the salient features in that mirror in front of which you fawn and pose. The stockings and garter belt don't help.

Representative "Spankbank" AKA "Pornhub" Johnson and his fans, such as Mr. Fishmarket, have no idea by how much they have missed the proverbial boat when they cast their lot with Lord Dampnut. Sucks to be them, I believe.

F.A. & F.O., eh? Should we all be laughing or sobbing?

T.A.C.O.! Trump always chickens out!

Somebody told Trump he got rolled in Alaska. Now he hates Putin but he's still scared to death of him.
Which is why Trump said he would send aid to Ukraine but only through the European Union.
Trump is an angry coward. Angry at Putin but too cowardly to face him down over Ukraine.

#5 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-09-28 02:58 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Trumpty Dumpty will be waving his nuclear sword around before three...two...

Mortgages, how do they work?

I pay for Netflix, but I cannot afford anything else much beyond basic cable.

I am certain Senator Schumer has a "sternly-worded letter "all cued up and ready to go"...spineless twerps, the lot of them.

Government by Fuhrerbefehl.
Yes, we do have laws.
Unfortunately, Republicans in Congress are still wondering whether to check under the seats for their missing ------.
And as for the Coup Caucus on SCOTUS?
Fuhgedaboudit.

#13 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-17 05:13 AM

Next time, use the proper words from anatomy. Try "---------" instead of --------!!

The whole Epstein-Trump thing could have been a version of "God's Other Son," by Don Imus, years ago. Jump for Jesus!

Look for the slightly redacted 238-page "Birthday Book" on the Facebook or the Google or something.

Is she even relevant any more?

#12 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-09-09 12:17 AM |

Rosie is now seemingly relevant after losing a significant amount of weight. She really looks healthy. I've certainly noticed the seventy pounds I've lost, dropping from 240 to 165 pounds, by swapping strong coffee with one pack of Splenda in a 12-oz serving for several daily caffeinated sodas. My "new" pants from Saint Vinnies are now baggy, 36 inches, down from a snug 44 inches! I saved my "fat" leather belts with additional holes.