Well now.
The president's latest cologne and perfume sets have officially hit the market, and his cultists can now spritz themselves with the scents for the low price of $249 or $398 if they buy two.
"Trump Fragrances are here," he wrote via Truth Social Tuesday.
Out of originality, the president named the new smell "Victory 45-47," basing the name off of his two presidential wins. Trump also strangely claims the fragrances are "all about Winning, Strength, and Success " For men and women."
The bottle appears to include a gold Trump statuette "perhaps from his trimmer days" with his signature scribble stamped at the base of the bottle.
"With every spray, Victory 47 captures confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination," the website description reads for the women's perfume. "A sophisticated, subtly feminine scent that's your go-to signature for any occasion."
While Trump's marketing team seems to be all in on the idea, even Fox News host Jessica Tarlov slammed the product on Tuesday. Referencing the passing of Trump's Medicaid-gutting budget bill, Tarlov tweeted, "16 million Americans are about to lose their healthcare, but go buy my gross perfume ... "