Springfield, Ohio Suffers More Threats, Shutdowns

Monday, September 16, 2024

The Ohio town at the center of a Republican-driven conspiracy theory about Haitian immigrants eating pets was forced to cancel its annual celebration of culture and diversity on Monday amid "threats and safety concerns."

Posted by retort at 03:38 PM | 6 COMMENTS | permalink

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I would love to make jokes about Haitian culture sucking but you know what?

They're not funny now.

Thanks a lot Trumpers you're killing comedy!

#1 | Posted by Tor at 2024-09-16 03:46 PM

PROVEN false claims no less. The OG poster who posted this nonsense already apologized yet Vance and the Traitor are still pushing the fake story. They want the ones who have low intelligence (only ones who would believe this BS) to be afraid of anyone black or brown. PURE racist propaganda. Yet here we are, people believe the traitor due to not having an ability to have common sense or validate for themselves. He sure is playing his base for suckers as he knows they are indeed just that.

#2 | Posted by NOTGOINGBACK at 2024-09-16 05:42 PM

I would love to make jokes about Haitian culture sucking but you know what?

They're not funny now.

So my joke about why Haitian cats and dogs are the fastest in the world is not cool?

Dang.

There goes my best Haitian joke.

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-09-17 06:59 PM

So my joke about why Haitian cats and dogs are the fastest in the world is not cool?

Naw, everyone knows that Ethiopian chickens are the fastest land animals on the planet.

#4 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-09-17 07:04 PM

"Naw, everyone knows that Ethiopian chickens are the fastest land animals on the planet."

Great. Now you are drawing unwanted attention to Ethiopian immigrant communities.

I can hear it now..

They are eating our chickens! The man on the internets said so!

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-09-17 07:11 PM

Now you are drawing unwanted attention to Ethiopian immigrant communities.

How do you know an Ethiopian is rich?

He's wearing a gold Rolex around his waist.

Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into an alligator pit?

He ate three of them before they could pull him back out.

Tip your waitress or bartender, I'll be here all week .... or not.

#6 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-09-17 07:13 PM

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