Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Ky. GOP State Sen. Drives Mower into Empty Swimming Pool

FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) -- A Kentucky lawmaker who was critically injured when the lawn mower he was riding plunged into an empty swimming pool has made progress in his recovery, a legislative spokesman said Wednesday. State Sen. Johnnie Turner was able to sit upright and communicate on Tuesday and continued to improve Wednesday, said Dustin Isaacs, a spokesman for the Republican supermajority in the Kentucky Senate.

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What is it about Kentucky politics and lawnmowers? Whatever happened to the guy who ran over Rand Paul?

Comments

Too much drinky drink?

#1 | Posted by a_monson at 2024-09-18 11:26 PM

Passed out.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-09-19 02:29 AM

Who does he think he is? Keith Moon?

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 08:26 AM

Never mow the lawn while plastered on moonshine.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-19 09:14 AM

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