Friday, October 04, 2024

Montana Man Jailed for Creating Giant Sheep

An 81-year-old Montana man was sentenced on Monday to six months in federal prison for illegally using tissue and testicles from large sheep hunted in central Asia and the US to create hybrid sheep for captive trophy hunting in Texas and Minnesota. ... [Jack] Schubarth's attorney, Jason Holden, said cloning the giant Marco Polo sheep hunted in Kyrgyzstan in 2013 has ruined his client's "life, reputation and family".

Posted by retort at 04:10 PM | 4 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

Are these sheep supposed to buy shoes, bibles and shitty watches from Putin's noxious butt slut?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-10-04 06:02 PM

So, what's next? Giants bred to play football? It'll happen but it is sick.

#2 | Posted by danni at 2024-10-04 06:27 PM

That was incredibly uninformative.

Why exactly was it illegal?

I don't have any particular interest in cloning sheep, but also had no idea it was a crime, and it being a crime seems pretty stupid, so there needs to be an explanation.

#3 | Posted by DarkVader at 2024-10-04 07:21 PM

He didn't get the permission of the ETGRS.

The East Texas Goat Ropers Society.

You can tell an east Texas goat roper because he dresses like Mao does with his pants legs tucked into his boots... that way the goats back legs fit right in front!

(I mention Mao in case he is lurking about &^)

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2024-10-04 07:38 PM

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