Is there some mandatory "how to shoot yourself in the foot" class that all centrist Democrats take?

This is idiotic.

Any bets on #MoscowMitch actually bringing it to the floor?

I could see that happening - in Russia.

We'll see if he defects, I guess.

(I've heard rumors that ex-presidents aren't allowed to defect, that they know too much and the CIA would eliminate the problem.)

Huh.

Maybe the guy wasn't targeting the AT&T switch building. Maybe he really did want to blow up Hooters.

Camper Van Blast sounds like a band name.

I'm sure it's terrible, but I kinda want to try it.

I mean, it can't be worse than real Spam, can it?

Huh. And here I thought everybody had shelves full of books already. I've had to stop buying books, I don't have enough shelf space.

Destroy the Boy Scouts, and let the Girl Scouts just become the Scouts.

The BSA are bigots.

Why is the frothy mix speaking?

And more importantly, why is anyone publishing what froth is saying?

If the counting stops right now, he loses.

Yeah, it's cutting it close this late.

I mailed mine in, the county received it weeks ago.

I don't understand why anybody would wait this long, it's not like there's an actual decision at the national level this year. Just mark Biden, then any other Democrats on your local ballot, decide on any local initiatives, put it in the envelope, sign the envelope, mail the thing in. Took about 10 minutes, including double checking the instructions to make sure there aren't any gotchas on where to sign.