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Friday, July 04, 2025

Those Better Be Really Nice Melons

A top competitor is the specialty musk melon on offer at Farm & Forage. Imported from Japan, it is sprung from tenderly cared-for vines. It sells for as much as $400. (To the undiscerning eye, it looks identical to a regular, grocery store cantaloupe.)

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Really nice headline! Happy Melons Day!

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-04 04:53 PM | Reply

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#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-04 05:00 PM | Reply

That's like buying coffee beans that came out a monkey's butt.

#3 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-07-04 08:41 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Cat. Cats eat the beans. Specifically the civet.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-05 10:28 AM | Reply

Personally I would consider paying $400 for two really nice melons.

If I get to play with them for a whole night.

"Mommas got a squeeze box and daddy never sleeps at night!"

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-07-05 02:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I had that civet poop coffee. $12 for a small cup. Very smooth taste, kind of like between coffee and tea

#6 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-07-05 07:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#4

Yeah, turns out the monkeys just spit the beans out.

cornercoffeestore.com

So it's really monkey spit coffee.

#7 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-07-06 09:30 AM | Reply

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