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Friday, July 04, 2025

A top competitor is the specialty musk melon on offer at Farm & Forage. Imported from Japan, it is sprung from tenderly cared-for vines. It sells for as much as $400. (To the undiscerning eye, it looks identical to a regular, grocery store cantaloupe.)

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Really nice headline! Happy Melons Day!

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-04 04:53 PM | Reply

Boobs.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-04 05:00 PM | Reply

That's like buying coffee beans that came out a monkey's butt.

#3 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-07-04 08:41 PM | Reply

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