"I'm going to stand with President Trump..." That's pretty bold talk in a world where many voters are reliant on their SS checks every month, having paid into the system for a long time.

A loss by the MAGA cabal will be blamed on bad weather, long lines at the polls or George Soros buying votes. A win in either race will be credited to El Rey Dotardo II's brilliant leadership, a sleep-walking electorate or voters mistakenly thinking they will see no interruption in government services. One can hope...