Monday, August 25, 2025

300 Lb Rapist Says Pritzker Should Spend More Time At Gym

Donald Trump reportedly weighs 224 pounds, doesn't like rigorous exercise and walks with swollen ankles these days, but the president has some advice for the Democrat governor of Illinois: do more exercise. As the administration threatens to deploy troops in other cities beyond Washington, D.C., Trump lashed out at J.B. Pritzker, who has accused the president of trying to manufacture a crime crisis to abuse his power. "I hate to barge in on a city and then be treated horribly by corrupt politicians and bad politicians like a guy like Pritzker," Trump said in the Oval Office on Monday. "He ought to spend more time at the gym, actually. The guy is a disaster."

Comments

To be fair, Trump was referring to the jr high cheerleader gym where he hangs out.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-25 06:47 PM

Pritzker Is a fat fuck who hasn't been able to tie his shoes nor seen his penis since the first War in Iraq.

#2 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-08-25 07:14 PM

The orange rapist is a 300 lb sack of Putin's ball snot and is decomposing in real time.

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-25 07:18 PM

Careful Rein, we're keeping tabs on who desecrates Dear Leader's physical stature and reporting back to Laura Loomer for helicopter rides.

#4 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-08-25 07:22 PM

Pritzker Is a fat fuck who hasn't been able to tie his shoes nor seen his penis since the first War in Iraq.
#2 | Posted by Bluewaffles

He has you for that.

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-25 07:27 PM

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