America's convicted felon president will be at the royal pile in Windsor and the prime minister's pad at Chequers. But not London. There will, however, be salutes, uniforms, and band music in those isolated venues to keep the toddler happy. There had sometime back been a bit of talk about a speech to Parliament, but that, wisely and mercifully, fell by the wayside.

Whatever sort of do the Brit's put on and whatever idiocies Trump puts on display will probably not be enough to seriously mute the discussion to which that yuuge photo of him with his former BFF Epstein calls attention. Namely, the Epstein Coverup.