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Thursday, November 27, 2025

OK: Starving Pit Bull Devours Infant; Parents Responsible

Darci Marie Lambert (24) and Jordan Nathaniel McGuire (34) allowed their starving pit bull Ella to maul and eat their two-year-old infant Locklyn McGuire.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 08:23 AM | 19 COMMENTS | permalink

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Darci Marie Lambert and Jordan Nathaniel McGuire knew their pit bull Ella had previously attacked Locklyn on 6 Nov, which caused disfiguring injuries to their child's head and face. The mother told investigators that her daughter required plastic surgery following the attack and that she believed Ella was responsible.

Medical staff determined the injuries were consistent with a dog bite and filed a report with the Oklahoma Department of Human Services. However, neither police nor animal welfare authorities were contacted, and the pit bull remained in the home.
Police later removed four dogs from the home, three of which appeared malnourished. Darci Marie Lambert and Jordan Nathaniel McGuire were both charged with second-degree murder in connection with the 18 Nov death of their daughter, Locklyn McGuire. She would have been three on 12 Dec.

This horrible vignette captures just about everything wrong with America: Couples having children when they shouldn't even be thinking of procreation, child abuse, animal abuse, food insecurity, poverty, and dysfunctional government. These two miscreants are probably part of the 33% of people that don't vote in US elections, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out they are vociferous Dummkopf Trumpf supporters.

An arrest is merely an allegation. Darci Marie Lambert and Jordan Nathaniel McGuire are both presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of a law. After conviction, the sentencing judge can throw away the keys to their prison cells.

Darci Marie Lambert to the police: "My daughter got ate by the pit [bull]."

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-27 08:27 AM

This other charmer has been in the news in the area where I used to live:

"A Bristol, Virginia, woman is facing charges of felony abuse and neglect of children, according to the Bristol, Virginia Police Department. Police say 20-year-old Kendal Fortner left three kids at home alone overnight. Police also say the oldest was five years old and the youngest was eight months old."

I said it in another thread. Raised in a morally adrift nation.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-27 08:46 AM

"These two miscreants are probably part of the 33% of people that don't vote in US elections, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out they are vociferous Dummkopf Trumpf supporters."
-- Cori0lanus

I lived in Appalachia from 2000 to 2023. Obama brought out much of that current 33 percent. There was a changeover in the electorate. That's purely anecdotal from working the gauntlet of handing out literature for a few cycles. After 2008, I gave up as a didn't need being called a n--- lover from 80-year-old women.

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-27 08:49 AM

Hi DBT2:

After 2008, I gave up as a didn't need being called a n--- lover from 80-year-old women.

Oof!

The first time I heard the expression "n--- lover" was last century in the film The Sting (1973) when the three flim-flam men set up an easy mark at the beginning of the movie. To make the phony robbery attempt look good, one of the accomplices yells "n--- lover" to his accomplice, Johnny Hooker (played by the immortal Robert Redford).

I know a family that left Alabama because each of them would hear the word "n---" daily, in any circumstance conceivable. I would have suffered a myocardial infarction if I heard that word spoken so casually and so often.

Yeah, the USA is doing Jim Dandy thanks to Kendal Fortner, Darci Marie Lambert, and Jordan Nathaniel McGuire.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-27 09:16 AM

A 2 year old is not an "infant". Come on now.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-27 01:26 PM

"Darci Marie Lambert (24) and Jordan Nathaniel McGuire (34)"

Ten year age gap.
Makes me wonder how long they have been together.

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-27 01:46 PM

Makes me wonder how long they have been together.

The child would have been three on 12 Dec, so at least three years. And were these two perfect examples of----------- spending the little money they had on booze or drugs?

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-27 02:05 PM

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Why not just say "trash"? Is it a racial epitaph?

n--- lover

What specifically is this? I understand the context, and what it might mean, as an Obama supporter, but just not sure a four letter word starting with N.

Also who cares what an 80yo woman thinks, or anyone for that matter.

#8 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-27 04:59 PM

Raised in a morally adrift nation.
#2 | POSTED BY DBT2

In your opinion, when did this start in the US? Also what do you think the reason for it is?

#9 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-27 05:01 PM

#9

When did you get here?

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-27 05:02 PM

#* Why, you obviously care what an 80yo woman thinks.

Otherwise, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut, why'd you comment in the first place to announce that?

#11 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-27 05:03 PM

"four letter word starting with N."

We all know that 'Nazi' has become the four-letter N-word, used as a slur for anyone someone disagrees with.

#12 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-27 05:35 PM

#12 Yeah!

It's not as if Nazi-like events are happening in the USA.

Not like disappearing people off the streets.

Not like masked and unidentified people snatching those people off the streets.

Not like building a "camp" in the middle of a jungle, send several thousand people there, and then have over 1,000 of them disappeared with no idea where they went.

Not like having armed military patrolling the streets of the USA.

Nope. If those things were being done in the good ole USA, then there might be a reason to call those in charge Nazis.

But that's not happening here in the USA, right?

No reason to call them Nazis, right?

#13 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-27 05:45 PM

just not sure a four letter word starting with N.
-- oneironaut

Didn't mean to trip you up on number of keystrokes. Never know what the weasels could ferret out here.

Present company included.

#14 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-27 06:04 PM

- 'Nazi' has become the four-letter N-word, used as a slur for anyone someone disagrees with.

Anyone who is running or supporting a Fascist government, actually.

Fascism definition

"Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian ultranationalist political ideology characterized by a centralized dictatorship, forcible suppression of opposition, and extreme nationalism that prioritizes the nation above the individual.

It involves strong government control over social and economic life, a powerful military, and a rejection of both democratic and communist systems.

Fascism is often marked by a focus on national decline and renewal, with a belief in a natural social hierarchy led by a strong, charismatic leader." more

Of course, Facts and Definitions are so pre-Trump.

#15 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-27 06:21 PM

SSENTINEL is a ------- loser ---- bitch

#16 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-28 12:57 AM

I love you, RegallyMyDead. You're the most consistent and funniest troll on the Drudge Retort. No one else even comes close.

#17 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-28 01:23 PM

Wasn't enough love.

I don't want this to be America.

Heartbreaking poverty, ignorance and apathy.

#18 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-11-28 04:31 PM

The fish rots from the head down.

Ours is wearing gold paint on his face.

#19 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-28 05:18 PM

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