Saturday, December 27, 2025

Naked cyclists hire security as public hostility grows

Participants in the World Naked Bike Ride face attacks as Britain becomes less tolerant of nudity.

Comments

As a person who has logged 1000 miles per year on my bicycle.

I see no advantage to riding in the nude.

Quite the opposite, and I'll try to be delicate ...

There are ~things~ that rest upon the bicycle seat.

Those "things" do not enjoy being jounced around. (understatement)

Indeed, I'd proffer that most bicyclists take measures to avoid such "jouncing" of those body parts.

The usual bicycle clothing helps to allay such jouncing.

So, that leads me to ask, what is the purpose of such nude bicycle rides?


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-27 09:34 PM

But, on the other hand, fuck you, you sniveling Nazi cunt.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-28 01:26 AM

@#2

??

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-28 02:27 AM

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