Naked cyclists hire security as public hostility grows

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Naked cyclists hire security as public hostility grows

Participants in the World Naked Bike Ride face attacks as Britain becomes less tolerant of nudity.

Posted by sentinel at 09:23 PM | 6 COMMENTS | permalink

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As a person who has logged 1000 miles per year on my bicycle.

I see no advantage to riding in the nude.

Quite the opposite, and I'll try to be delicate ...

There are ~things~ that rest upon the bicycle seat.

Those "things" do not enjoy being jounced around. (understatement)

Indeed, I'd proffer that most bicyclists take measures to avoid such "jouncing" of those body parts.

The usual bicycle clothing helps to allay such jouncing.

So, that leads me to ask, what is the purpose of such nude bicycle rides?

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-27 09:34 PM

But, on the other hand, ---- you, you sniveling Nazi ----.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-28 01:26 AM

@#2

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-28 02:27 AM

Well that's one way to do it. I'm non plussed with the notion of riding a bike naked.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-12-28 02:30 AM

World Naked Bike Ride

The World Naked Bike Ride is an international clothing-optional bike ride in which participants plan, meet and ride together en masse on human-powered transport, to "deliver a vision of a cleaner, safer, body-positive world."

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-28 06:11 AM

As a person who has logged 1000 miles per year on my bicycle.
I see no advantage to riding in the nude.
Quite the opposite, and I'll try to be delicate ...
There are ~things~ that rest upon the bicycle seat.
Those "things" do not enjoy being jounced around. (understatement)
Indeed, I'd proffer that most bicyclists take measures to avoid such "jouncing" of those body parts.
The usual bicycle clothing helps to allay such jouncing.
So, that leads me to ask, what is the purpose of such nude bicycle rides?
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-27 09:34 PM | Reply | Flag:| Funny: 1

The Ancient One : Arrogance and fear still keep you from learning the simplest and most significant lesson of all.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Which is?
The Ancient One : It's not about you.

#6 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-12-29 02:27 PM

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