Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Florida HB 917 to Legalize Horse De-Wormer as OTC Medicine

Filed by State Rep. Jeff Holcomb (R-Spring Hill), HB 917 makes it illegal for health care providers to discriminate against patients based on their vaccination status, expands parental authority, spreads disinformation about childhood vaccines the way HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr does, and makes Ivermectin available without a prescription.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 05:08 PM | 13 COMMENTS | permalink

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Should be called the Trump Voter Reduction Act.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-12-30 05:11 PM

If passed, the effective date of this idiotic bill would be 1 July 2026.

"This is not an anti-vax bill. This is a bill that's saying parents, legal guardians, you have the freedom to go and decide for yourselves," bleated Jeff Holcomb, who is also a USNR (N-2) officer, similar to Governor Ron DeSatan (R-FL) who was a USNR (JAG): Just Another MAGAt Making a Nice Govt Paycheck

In 2026, Florida (and Arizona) would join Red States Arkansas, Texas, Idaho, and Tennessee which allows Ivermectin to be sold over the counter (OTC) to unsuspecting, naive, gullible, or malinformed rubes who think horse paste is an alternative to vaccines.


#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-30 05:12 PM

#2 As much as I want to find some argument against this ...

"In 2026, Florida (and Arizona) would join Red States Arkansas, Texas, Idaho, and Tennessee which allows Ivermectin to be sold over the counter (OTC) to unsuspecting, naive, gullible, or malinformed rubes who think horse paste is an alternative to vaccines."

... I find myself asking, "And the problem with this is? ? ? ?"

The fewer unsuspecting, naive, gullible, or malinformed rubes walking around, the greater this country will become.

The real meaning behind Make America Great Again.

See also: Darwin Awards

Happy New Year

#3 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-30 05:18 PM

"which allows Ivermectin to be sold over the counter"

This might be a good time to mention, the guy who pimped ivermectin online, saying there's no way you can overdose on ivermectin ...

... died of an overdose of ivermectin.

His parents response? To take over the website, and continue the revenue stream!

#4 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-12-30 05:19 PM

Interesting fact: more people have died in New Mexico of ivermectin poisoning, than in all of Alec Baldwins films put together.

#5 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-12-30 05:20 PM

From Mr Ed and I, safe, sane, and healthy New Year to one and all, especially in these turbulent times that trouble men's souls: static01.nyt.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-30 05:32 PM

If I were a major player I would simply stop doing business in Florida, like the major home insurance companies are already doing.

Hostile business regulations bad for business? Republicans don't get it.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-12-30 06:08 PM

#6 Thank you, brave friend, C0RI0LANUS ...

And a-tip-'o-the-Tilly ... and Happy New Year ... to Mr. Ed and you!

#8 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-30 06:15 PM

"And may the rest of the day be yours!"

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-30 06:39 PM

#9 Slainte mhor, a charaid ...

#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-30 06:52 PM

Florida is kook central

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-31 12:08 PM

Less MAGA'ts due to horse paste overdoses.
Sounds like a darwinistic "win-win" situation to me.

#12 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-01-02 04:21 PM

Less MAGA'ts due to horse paste overdoses.
Sounds like a darwinistic "win-win" situation to me.

#13 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-01-02 04:21 PM

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