Saturday, January 17, 2026

Pedo 47 Hits Countries With Tariffs Over Greenland

President Donald Trump said Saturday that he would charge a 10% import tax starting in February on goods from eight European nations because of their opposition to American control of Greenland, setting up a potentially dangerous test of U.S. partnerships in Europe. Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Finland would face the tariff, Trump said in a social media post while at his golf club in West Palm Beach, Florida. The rate would climb to 25% on June 1 if no deal was in place for "the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland" by the United States, he said.

Comments

Donald Trump is taxing us to punish Europe for telling him no on Greenland.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-17 02:40 PM

Seen elsewhere.

You can't have Greenland. You haven't even finished your Venezuela yet.

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-17 02:53 PM

"You can't have Greenland. You haven't even finished your Venezuela yet."

Okay, but if I'm in the joke room, I switch the order:

"You can't have your Venezuela until you've finished off all the Greenlands on your plate!"

#3 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-01-17 02:59 PM

SO... he's threatening to tax Americans if Europe doesn't help him conquer an unwilling Greenland?

Because the tariffs are taxes that WE pay.

And Greenlanders are NOT amused:

"Greenland ERUPTS in MASSIVE PROTEST"

www.youtube.com

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-17 03:08 PM

ICE Headquarters:

"Massive anti-American protest? Well, what are we waiting for? TDY money and overtime! Let's go boys!"

"But it's in Greenland, Sir!"

"How long is the drive?"


#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-17 04:02 PM

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