Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Trump Makes Prediction About His Own Death

President Donald Trump surprised some people around him when he said he expected to lie in state within a decade.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 03:38 AM | 8 COMMENTS | permalink

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lie in state within a decade.

The way his necrotic hands are decomposing a decade is far too generous.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-28 06:49 AM

Trump is doing this for attention. Nothing more.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-28 08:11 AM

Let me tell you about Donald Trump:

He fantasizes about the size of his funeral and all the people he imagines weeping at his casket.

He believes that he will be alive in some way to see and enjoy all of it.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-28 08:17 AM

His gravesite will be largest unisex bathroom on the planet.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-28 09:27 AM

The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
He's wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand

x.com

It couldn't happen to a more deserving pedo.

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-28 09:29 AM

That piece of s*&^ better not desecrate the Capitol rotunda by laying his smelly a&& there.

Dig a hole on the side of any random interstate and toss that sack of s*&^ in. Probably the best way to prevent that plot of dirt from the being the most peed on in the entire world.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-28 02:13 PM

Wish such an event would hurry up and happen.

#7 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-01-28 03:41 PM

"Welcome to the Underground Day Spa, Ronnie is expecting you. Bubba will be along shortly."

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-30 03:41 PM

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