"Ryan Routh's heinous attempted assassination of President Dummkopf Trumpf was not only an attack on our Dear Leader-- it was a direct assault against our entirely corrupted democratic system," brayed incompetent sycophant USAG Pamela Bondi. "Routh will never walk free again."

"Routh's plan to kill a major presidential candidate, President Dotard Trumpf, was a despicable attack on the democratic system that Trumpf has been undermining since seizing power on 20 Jan 2025," bleated the massively underqualified FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel. "[Routh] will pay a high price for his actions. Today's absolutely over-the-top sentencing demonstrates our thoroughly corrupted justice system will not tolerate such heinous attacks."

The Instant Offense

"On 15 Sep 2024, then-USSS SA Robert Fercano " who was patrolling one hole ahead of the president at the golf course " spotted Ryan Routh pointing an AK-style rifle. SA Agent Fercano, in fear for his life and the life of Dummkopf Trumpf, opened fire at Routh, who fled. Law enforcement subsequently found a loaded SKS-style rifle equipped with a scope, a magazine containing an additional nineteen rounds of ammunition and the safety off, steel armor plates, and a camera attached to the fence pointing toward the sixth hole green of the golf course, where Routh had been hiding."

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Ryan Wesley Routh (USMS #35967-511) never got to fire a shot at Dummkopf Trumpf or any USSS SAs. But no surprise that Dummkopf Trumpf worshipper Aileen Cannon imposed life plus 84 months on Routh (59), s sentence which will certainly rehabilitate him. By contrast in Norway, white supremacist Anders Behring Breivik, a monster who murdered 77 people in 2011, was sentenced to 21 years imprisonment.