MAGA Mocks James Talarico for Sounding Like Jesus

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Secular Talk, posted today

In which MAGA self-owns while trying to target Talarico.

Posted by Corky at 07:02 PM | 18 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

First part is a few mins report on the Republican post trying to target Talarico, and how self-unaware it is... the rest is an epic F bomb rant from the liberal host.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-12 07:06 PM

Well that's about right

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-12 07:12 PM

MAGA would hate Jesus.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-12 07:14 PM

Talarico doesn't sound anything like Jesus.

#4 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-12 10:02 PM

"Talarico doesn't sound anything like Republican Jesus."

FTFY.

#5 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-12 10:18 PM

GOP Jesus:
www.youtube.com

#6 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-12 10:19 PM

He doesn't sound anything like biblical Jesus.

#7 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-12 10:28 PM

You sound like a drooling mongoloid imbecile, you little phony-ass bitch.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-13 12:14 AM

Great response to a post on X by the NRSC (Senate Republicans) trying to mock him:

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-13 12:20 AM

www.facebook.com

#10 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-13 12:21 AM

So.... one supposes that Bellboy is now going to tell us HOW JT doesn't sound anything like JC... you know, rather than just making a lame declarative statement, as if that meant anything.

#11 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-13 12:27 PM

"Here's why MAGA is attacking our movement."

www.youtube.com

yt short James Talarico

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-13 12:38 PM

Wait, a Christian who follows Christ? WTF.

I'm being mostly sarcastic. Mostly.

In my heathen opinion, most of the stuff Christ said should go without saying. But some (or most) people need to be told how to behave, I guess.

#13 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-13 12:50 PM

#13

Atheists actually make some of the best followers of Yeshua... as Cultural Christians; they gravitate towards his actual teachings more than a lot of supposed theists do.

www.youtube.com
historian Tom Holland

www.youtube.com
short

#14 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-13 03:05 PM

Hi Corky:

As an atheist and antiwar proponent, I find it superb and refreshing that Christian James Talarico (D-TX), Ashkenazi Jew US Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT), and Muslim Zohran Mamdani (D-NY) are all on the same page as me.

i.etsystatic.com

#15 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-13 03:20 PM

#15

Yeah... it's actually sort of common sense consensus from people not brainwashed by the Oligarch's mass media hypnosis.

#16 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-13 03:56 PM

Oligarch's mass media hypnosis

The Matrix.

And these three are our "Neos."

#17 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-13 04:13 PM

talarico doesn't sound like Jesus...

I doubt Jesus had a fetish for trans children.

#18 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-13 10:14 PM