Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Gingrich Wants Pedo 47 To Create a New Waterway Using Nukes

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a supporter of President Donald Trump, shared a post on X stating that "thermonuclear detonations" could create a new waterway as disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz continue amid the Iran war. "Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks," Gingrich said on X Sunday, appearing to quote a satirical Substack article, which he linked in the post.

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Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a supporter of President Donald Trump, shared a post on X stating that "thermonuclear detonations" could create a new waterway as disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz continue amid the Iran war. "Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks

The brain dead orange child rapist will seriously consider nutty Newt's batshit crazy idea.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-17 12:55 AM

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#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 01:04 AM

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we could simply be energy independent.

But Republicans will never support American independence from Middle East oil.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-17 01:24 AM

Be even faster if we nuked through the center of the Earth! Plus, we could use gravity to pull us through to the other side.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

#4 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-17 03:42 AM

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