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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a supporter of President Donald Trump, shared a post on X stating that "thermonuclear detonations" could create a new waterway as disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz continue amid the Iran war. "Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks," Gingrich said on X Sunday, appearing to quote a satirical Substack article, which he linked in the post.

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Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a supporter of President Donald Trump, shared a post on X stating that "thermonuclear detonations" could create a new waterway as disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz continue amid the Iran war. "Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks

The brain dead orange child rapist will seriously consider nutty Newt's batshit crazy idea.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-17 12:55 AM | Reply

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#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 01:04 AM | Reply

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we could simply be energy independent.

But Republicans will never support American independence from Middle East oil.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-17 01:24 AM | Reply

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