Thursday, March 26, 2026

Iran Mobilizes 1 Million Soldiers to Fight US Invasion

In a report by the Tasnim news agency on Thursday, a "well-informed military source" said that more than a million people had organized to participate in the fighting, in addition to a "huge influx" over the past few days of requests by young Iranians to join the Revolutionary Guards.

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"In a separate report on Iran's ISNA news agency, the commander of Iran's ground forces Brigadier General Ali Jahanshahi warned that "the ground war will be more dangerous and costly for the enemy", adding that "all the enemy's movements on the border are monitored, and we are ready for any scenario".

The US currently has about 50,000 troops in the region."

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We should definitely send in the MAGA Brigade first.... then the America Firsters.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-26 09:41 PM

Breaking War News w/ The Enforcer
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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-26 10:43 PM

As an aside

We have been at war for nearly 4 weeks, and the President of the United States can't be bothered to address the nation and explained what the fuck we are doing there.

#3 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-26 10:44 PM

And who could comprehend Dummkopf Trumpf's word salad anyway?

"People are saying that Iran is talking to me but not saying what I want I them to say, so I say, JD!! What kind of shoes are you wearing? And nobody's got nicer shoes than Marco now, thanks to me. And having ICE at the airports will catch all them Iranians with the nuclear backpacks-- the ones that eat dogs and cats-- that's what people are saying. And look at my poll numbers-- through the roof! And where was I about Marco's shoes? Oh, yeah, Iran."

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 10:58 PM

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