Thursday, April 09, 2026

Detroit trying to stop the bleeding

The program, dubbed "Make Detroit Home," will award more than $500,000 in benefits to over 300 participants, according to the MoveDetroit coalition, which launched the program. These include entrepreneurs, creatives, and small business owners, as well as current residents, former Detroiters and newcomers willing to relocate. The initiative offers stipends of up to $15,000 to help cover home down payments, renovations, rent or business expenses, according to Realtor.com. Additional applicants may qualify for $1,000 grants to offset moving costs, security deposits and expenses such as gym memberships or meal services.

Posted by boazreborn at 01:26 PM | 15 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

*All offers come standard with a prayer mat and a bullet proof vest.

#1 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-04-09 04:14 PM

Sounds like a good deal.

But this isn't a new concept.

Countries like Italy and Japan have made such offers to attract people to move to certain towns in their country.

They usually pay a yearly stipend and provide you with a house to fix up and land to manage. You just have to commit to living there for a certain amount of time.

Best of luck to Detroit may they attract some new blood to revitalize the city.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-09 04:42 PM

All offers come standard with ... a bullet proof vest.
#1 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTu

If only we cared enough to provide school children with such accessories.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-09 04:43 PM

"Detroit Dotard trying to stop the bleeding but he's losing political support everywhere"

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-09 05:02 PM

I got people in Detroit. Great city. I don't mind the urban detritus at all. If you're too much of a ----- to put up with it, stay away.

Boazreborn. Allah be praised.

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-04-09 08:40 PM

And on the turd day, he was risen. Because the ------- backed up.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-09 09:46 PM

Oh, and DONALD TRUMP RAPED LITTLE GIRLS.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-09 09:48 PM

Oh, and DONALD TRUMP RAPED LITTLE GIRLS.

And Biden showered with and rubbed his ----- on his daughter.

#8 | Posted by boazreborn at 2026-04-10 09:49 AM

You're nothing but a ------- ignorant MAGAT clown.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-10 10:52 AM

#8

You should prolly keep your fantasies to yourself. How embarrassing for you.

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-10 10:56 AM

rubbed his ----- on his daughter.
#8 | POSTED BY BOAZREBORN

It's amazing what you're willing to share with us.

That extra detail that comes from your thirsty imagination.

The one that lets us know what you desire.

No wonder you're a Trump supporter.

I feel sorry for your daughter.

You pedophile.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-10 11:54 AM


You should prolly keep your fantasies to yourself. How embarrassing for you.
#10 | POSTED BY CORKY

Unfortunately, there is more physical evidence of Biden doing this, than the accusation about Trump.

That being said I am of the Jimmy Kimmel thinking on all this. In 2024, Jimmy Kimmel lectured his audience on why it is wrong to insinuate or accuse someone of being a pedophile without proof. Kimmel said that people accusing others of being pedophile s should rethink their lives.

This is most excellent advice.

#12 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-04-10 12:12 PM

there is more physical evidence of Biden doing this

Like what?

#13 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-10 12:16 PM

---- off Jeff, you mewling little coward

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-10 12:32 PM

1NUT has it backasswards as per usual... there is NO evidence Biden molested his daughter, and there ARE FBI Interviews confirming the evidence given by a girl that Trump raped and beat.

This is what happens when people are more interested in 'owning them a lib' than they are the Facts.

#15 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-10 07:09 PM

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