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Land Shark

The land shark, or as I call it, the skin shark', is where the sexual receiver stands bent over a bed or wall while their penis'd partner points their -------- at them. They hold their meat sceptor with one hand and put the other hand on top of their head like a shark fin.

They then use their powers of electroreception to find and penetrate the partner with shark-like precision - while humming the Jaws theme song...

Duunnn dunnn ... duuuunnnn duun ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

:-)

#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 04:54 PM

Nice rig A_Friend!!

You a vegetarian?

#8 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-04-23 04:55 PM

#7 This music is sure to set the mood ...

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#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 04:58 PM

#8 Not my rig. My main outdoor cooking consists of a Weber Kettle and a 1,500 degree salamander.

Oh, and I didn't make it to the top of the food chain to become vegetarian.

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If you know, you know.

#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 05:26 PM

Are you looking for that elusive bottle of Gruaud Larose 1845 (for less than $50,000) that you can enjoy tonight?

Or, perhaps, you're seeking a reasonably-priced ($200-500) bottle of Le Clos Du Roi from one of the vineyards planted by Charlemagne around 775 A.D?

Look no further than the current 202-page edition of Bern Laxer's original (1960) penultimate wine cellar listing (click image below) ...