** Happy Birthday, JeffJ **
Here's to another year around the sun for everyone's favorite "I'm just asking questions," Jeff "Askhole" J.
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** Happy Birthday, JeffJ ** (12 comments) ...
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Let's breakout the BBQ grill, throwback a few beers, and celebrate with JeffJ!
#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 01:59 PM | Reply
Let's not.
And say we did.
#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-23 02:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Happy birthday, pedo protecting pedoringer.
#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-23 02:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
MAY THIS ONE BE YOUR LAST, YOU COWARD!
#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-23 03:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
JeffJ: Gone from our presence but, quite obviously, not forgotten.
#5 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 03:08 PM | Reply
The Painless Pole... traded in BBQ'd kielbasa for the Cult of Trump, sighs.
Gone, but not forgotten; like Johnny Rotten.
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#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-23 03:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
** Men, are you looking to spice things up with your significant other? Try this unique stance... tonight ! ! !
Land Shark The land shark, or as I call it, the skin shark', is where the sexual receiver stands bent over a bed or wall while their penis'd partner points their -------- at them. They hold their meat sceptor with one hand and put the other hand on top of their head like a shark fin. They then use their powers of electroreception to find and penetrate the partner with shark-like precision - while humming the Jaws theme song... Duunnn dunnn ... duuuunnnn duun ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
The land shark, or as I call it, the skin shark', is where the sexual receiver stands bent over a bed or wall while their penis'd partner points their -------- at them. They hold their meat sceptor with one hand and put the other hand on top of their head like a shark fin.
They then use their powers of electroreception to find and penetrate the partner with shark-like precision - while humming the Jaws theme song...
Duunnn dunnn ... duuuunnnn duun ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 04:54 PM | Reply
Nice rig A_Friend!!
You a vegetarian?
#8 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-04-23 04:55 PM | Reply
#7 This music is sure to set the mood ...
#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 04:58 PM | Reply
#8 Not my rig. My main outdoor cooking consists of a Weber Kettle and a 1,500 degree salamander.
Oh, and I didn't make it to the top of the food chain to become vegetarian.
Art in Steaks - click image for additional information
#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 05:26 PM | Reply
Are you looking for that elusive bottle of Gruaud Larose 1845 (for less than $50,000) that you can enjoy tonight?
Or, perhaps, you're seeking a reasonably-priced ($200-500) bottle of Le Clos Du Roi from one of the vineyards planted by Charlemagne around 775 A.D?
Look no further than the current 202-page edition of Bern Laxer's original (1960) penultimate wine cellar listing (click image below) ...
If you know, you know.
#11 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 05:59 PM | Reply
Rare & Well Done
#12 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 06:06 PM | Reply
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