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Thursday, April 23, 2026

Here's to another year around the sun for everyone's favorite "I'm just asking questions," Jeff "Askhole" J.

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Let's breakout the BBQ grill, throwback a few beers, and celebrate with JeffJ!

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 01:59 PM | Reply

Let's not.

And say we did.

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-23 02:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Happy birthday, pedo protecting pedoringer.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-23 02:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

MAY THIS ONE BE YOUR LAST, YOU COWARD!

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-23 03:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

JeffJ: Gone from our presence but, quite obviously, not forgotten.

#5 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 03:08 PM | Reply

The Painless Pole... traded in BBQ'd kielbasa for the Cult of Trump, sighs.

Gone, but not forgotten; like Johnny Rotten.

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#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-23 03:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

** Men, are you looking to spice things up with your significant other? Try this unique stance... tonight ! ! !

Land Shark

The land shark, or as I call it, the skin shark', is where the sexual receiver stands bent over a bed or wall while their penis'd partner points their -------- at them. They hold their meat sceptor with one hand and put the other hand on top of their head like a shark fin.

They then use their powers of electroreception to find and penetrate the partner with shark-like precision - while humming the Jaws theme song...

Duunnn dunnn ... duuuunnnn duun ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

:-)

#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 04:54 PM | Reply

Nice rig A_Friend!!

You a vegetarian?

#8 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-04-23 04:55 PM | Reply

#7 This music is sure to set the mood ...


#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 04:58 PM | Reply

#8 Not my rig. My main outdoor cooking consists of a Weber Kettle and a 1,500 degree salamander.

Oh, and I didn't make it to the top of the food chain to become vegetarian.


Art in Steaks - click image for additional information
If you know, you know.

#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 05:26 PM | Reply

Are you looking for that elusive bottle of Gruaud Larose 1845 (for less than $50,000) that you can enjoy tonight?

Or, perhaps, you're seeking a reasonably-priced ($200-500) bottle of Le Clos Du Roi from one of the vineyards planted by Charlemagne around 775 A.D?

Look no further than the current 202-page edition of Bern Laxer's original (1960) penultimate wine cellar listing (click image below) ...

...from the world's largest private wine cellar ...

If you know, you know.

#11 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 05:59 PM | Reply

Rare & Well Done

Indeed ...

#12 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-23 06:06 PM | Reply

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