Monday, May 04, 2026

SNL Mercilessly Spoofed D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel

Saturday Night Live's Aziz Ansari humiliated FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel when he portrayed him in a press conference at the White House:

  • "You guys should not be reporting the lies and the gossip. You should be reporting on the historic nature of my appointment. I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job."
  • "Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I've proved without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites. Let me be clear: this FBI director has never been drunk or hungover on the job. And this FBI director has definitely not stood on top of a couch at the VIP room of Tao Nightclub and shouted, Who wants the nuclear codes?!'"

    Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 02:20 AM | 2 COMMENTS | permalink

    • Comments

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-04 02:21 AM

    Colin Jost is really killing it as Hegseth.

    #2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-04 02:24 AM

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