Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Monday, May 04, 2026

SNL Mercilessly Spoofed D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel

Saturday Night Live's Aziz Ansari humiliated FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel when he portrayed him in a press conference at the White House:

  • "You guys should not be reporting the lies and the gossip. You should be reporting on the historic nature of my appointment. I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job."
  • "Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I've proved without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites. Let me be clear: this FBI director has never been drunk or hungover on the job. And this FBI director has definitely not stood on top of a couch at the VIP room of Tao Nightclub and shouted, Who wants the nuclear codes?!'"

    Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 02:20 AM | 2 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

    • Menu

    Front Page
    Breaking News
    Comments
    Flagged Comments
    Recently Flagged
    User Blogs
    Write a Blog Entry
    Create a Poll
    Edit Account
    Weekly Digest
    Stats Page
    RSS Feed
    Back Page

    Subscriptions

    Read the Retort using RSS.

    Drudge Retort RSS feed RSS Feed

    Author Info

    C0RI0LANUS

    Joined 2023/01/13
    Visited 2026/04/15

    Status: user

    MORE STORIES

    SNL Mercilessly Spoofed D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel (2 comments) ...

    NYSAG Puts Opioid Kingpin Family Out of Business (1 comments) ...

    Federal Judge Blocks Deportation of Yemeni Refugees (3 comments) ...

    CA: City Renames Street “Charlie Kirk Way” (24 comments) ...

    US Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) is Really a Republican (10 comments) ...

    More

    Alternate links: Google News | Twitter

    Comments

    Admin's note: Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-04 02:21 AM | Reply

    Colin Jost is really killing it as Hegseth.

    #2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-04 02:24 AM | Reply

    Post a comment

    The following HTML tags are allowed in comments: a href, b, i, p, br, ul, ol, li and blockquote. Others will be stripped out. Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

    Anyone can join this site and make comments. To post this comment, you must sign it with your Drudge Retort username. If you can't remember your username or password, use the lost password form to request it.
    Username:
    Password:

    Home | Breaking News | Comments | User Blogs | Stats | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | DMCA Compliance | Privacy
    Drudge Retort