Friday, May 08, 2026

FDA Abandons Stricter Tanning Bed Standards

Agency withdraws decade-old plan for protecting minors from skin cancer

Posted by retort at 12:51 PM | 2 COMMENTS | permalink

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Iowa House passes bill preventing minors from using tanning beds

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-- KCCI 8 News (@kcci.bsky.social) Mar 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM

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This is a great idea. If teens have skin that looks like RFK Jr's then maybe Trump will keep his hands off of them.

#1 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-05-08 01:06 PM

What the heck is wrong with these people? Republicans are obsessed with harming children. Yep, it's sooooo important for kids to spend time at the salon getting nice tans. Gotta help out the poor struggling tanning bed industry.

#2 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-05-08 01:13 PM

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