Friday, May 08, 2026

Putin’s Bitch Announces 3 Day Russia/Ukraine Ceasefire

President Donald Trump announced on Friday afternoon that there will be a brief pause in the Russian invasion of Ukraine, effective this weekend. When Trump took office for his second term, he bragged that he could solve the conflict in Ukraine within 24 hours. This did not happen, and he spent several months alternating between trying to force either side to capitulate. All of this comes as the president struggles to navigate the war he started in Iran, which currently has no resolution in sight.

Comments

Didn't Putin's decomposing orange butt slut promise to settle this on day one?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-08 02:34 PM

DJT of course had nothing whatsoever to do with arraigning this Ceasefire... he's just jumping in to take credit for it.

Shocker, eh?

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-08 02:37 PM

Old Yeller yipping and yapping, yipping and zzzzzzzzzzz ... .

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-08 02:49 PM

Meanwhile, vastly overpaid Empty Suit USSECSTATE Marco Rubio wasted everyone's time and oxygen in Rome and the Vatican this week.

You don't want to know what that good-for-nothing's combined federal pension is going to be after he finally retires.

And when he was a US Senator from Florida, Marco Rubella added riders to the ACA bill (Obamacare) which sabotaged it.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 02:58 PM

Didn't Putin's decomposing orange butt slut promise to settle this on day one?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot

Like every other bit of blathering bulls**t.

Speaking of decomposing, a woman visited Beethoven's grave and began asking rhetorical questions about how he could have come up with so many masterpieces.

Suddenly, she heard a voice say, "don't bother me! I'm decomposing."

#5 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-08 03:55 PM

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